Wise Mother's Advice

A woman says to her mother, "I am divorcing Sheldon! All he wants is
anal sex and my rear end is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it
used to be the size of a 5 cent piece."

Mother says, "You are married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you
live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $3,000 a
week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all
that away for 45 cents?!?"