Little Johny Pulling Wagon

Little Johnny was going to his fathers house one day and he was
packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red
wagon.

He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when
he came to this hill.

He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn
thing is so heavy"

A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said
the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the
church...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere"

Then Little Johnny says "Oh is he in my Wagon"

The priest replies "Yes Johnny God is in your Wagon"
Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start
pulling"