Monday, August 18, 2008

The Best way to escape from a Cop

Officer: May I see your Driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the Officer immediately called his Captain, the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the Driver to handle the tense situation.

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The Officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

11 comments:

Anonymous,  August 18, 2008 at 7:21 PM  

Yeah, it's too bad they record the conversation they have with you. Had you said all that shit on the record, you'd be in deep doo doo.

Anonymous,  August 18, 2008 at 7:44 PM  

Dickhead who commented before me, IT'S A FRACKING JOKE!!!!!

Anonymous,  August 18, 2008 at 8:07 PM  

@1st comment

Please get off my internet.

Anonymous,  August 18, 2008 at 8:19 PM  

It's not a joke, idiot. But, if you think it's so funny, try it out for yourself sometime, be sure to post the results on the internet tubes.

Anonymous,  August 18, 2008 at 9:06 PM  

@4th comment

?

Anonymous,  August 18, 2008 at 9:54 PM  

@5th comment

??

Anonymous,  August 18, 2008 at 10:34 PM  

@4th comment

The effing label says " Best Jokes - Police Jokes" @ssh0le. Bet you can't wait to vote for McCain. . .

Rich Hudson August 18, 2008 at 11:03 PM  

In reality it would be:
Officer: May I see your Driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: [Opens fire & kills driver.]

Anonymous,  August 18, 2008 at 11:05 PM  

On my Internet, you could get shunned for mentioning a commercial product. As a communal resource, the idea of someone trying to make money off the Internet was truly abhorrent. People you encountered were literate and gracious. Now, would you all kindly get off my Internet?

Anonymous,  August 28, 2008 at 7:52 PM  

I hate you all

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