The Best way to escape from a Cop
Officer: May I see your Driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the Officer immediately called his Captain, the car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the Driver to handle the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The Officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
11 comments:
Yeah, it's too bad they record the conversation they have with you. Had you said all that shit on the record, you'd be in deep doo doo.
Dickhead who commented before me, IT'S A FRACKING JOKE!!!!!
@1st comment
Please get off my internet.
It's not a joke, idiot. But, if you think it's so funny, try it out for yourself sometime, be sure to post the results on the internet tubes.
@4th comment
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@5th comment
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@4th comment
The effing label says " Best Jokes - Police Jokes" @ssh0le. Bet you can't wait to vote for McCain. . .
In reality it would be:
Officer: May I see your Driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: [Opens fire & kills driver.]
On my Internet, you could get shunned for mentioning a commercial product. As a communal resource, the idea of someone trying to make money off the Internet was truly abhorrent. People you encountered were literate and gracious. Now, would you all kindly get off my Internet?
I hate you all
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