The Luckiest Person

Mike and Steve are talking about their respective weekends when the
subject of picking up ladies pops up.

"I must say I am doing fine in that department," says Mike. "This
weekend I hooked up with that new secretary Jenny Smith."

"Jenny Smith!" Steve exclaims, "What happened?"

"Let us just say I got lucky."

"I have heard about Jenny," Steve says, "and I would not call it lucky."

"I would," Mike says smugly.

"In that case," Steve replies, "you are the luckiest guy with herpes I know!"