Tuesday, September 2, 2008

What their Dad do for a Living

A Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.

Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."

Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick peoplebetter."

All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.

The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"

Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."

"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?"

"He turned blue and shit on the carpet."

1 comments:

Anonymous,  September 3, 2008 at 6:53 PM  

OMG I almost pissed myself. Great joke.

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